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Health Store Adventures

- Kathy Cash Tittle

I think I've told you this one before but we have a lot of new people so I'll tell it again. It was HILARIOUS.....

One morning Dad and I went to a health food store in Hendersonville. ....(this was about 4 years ago, so Dad and I walked through the entire store, every aisle)

It was a huge store that carried everything from produce, herbs, hair and body products......everything.

Dad had a cart and was studying every label asking me, "so what do you think this may be for?"
"Kathy, what part of the body would I use this on?"
We laughed the entire time. MANY people were watching us because Dad was so magnetic. Some of them just followed us around, staying back just a few feet so they could hear everything he said and what we were laughing about.

We got up to the cashier, so several people were behind us in line.

Dad NEVER looked at prices. If he wanted something, he just bought it.

I was putting things on the cart, whispering prices to him, "DAD...this little box of tea is $8.00."
Then I realized the cashier was looking at me like, "so what?"

Dad didn't respond to any of my comments.

The cashier checked us out, told us the total was something like $140.00 and handed us 2 little bags.

Dad reached into his pocket, handed her a couple of humdred dollar bills and said, (looking to the people behind us)
"WOW. A million dollars doesn't go ANYWHERE these days.

Everyone in hearing distance including the cashier lost it. Dad turned around and winked.
We could still hear laughing as we shut the door behind us.

HE IS ONE IN A MILLION.....