Bad Tasting Candy And Shaving

- Kathy Cash Tittle

     A couple of years ago, Dad had just gotten out of the hospital (again) and was required to use a portable oxygen machine on wheels.

I knew he was stir crazy from being in the hospital, but thought that since he had to
be pushed in a wheelchair with oxygen on wheels, 
he'd probably be embarrassed to get out.
NOPE..not him.

About 2 days after he was released, he called.

"Okay baby, you ready to take me somewhere? I can't sit here any more."
I went right over, and loaded him, the wheelchair, his oxygen and all his "stuff' into the car.

Me: "alright dad, where are we going?"
Dad: "HMM..I thought you'd have some idea."
Me: "I don't know what you're in the mood for."
Dad: "let's go to Walgreens. I have no idea why, but I DO need a razor. AND...it's a drug store. They're used to seeing people that look sick."

here we go to Walgreens...

I got him unloaded, put his oxygen on, and pushed him while he pushed a cart. It was quite a train.

We went down all the aisles...(It had been in the paper that dad had been in the hospital again), so he got a lot of "hello Mr Cash, How are you feeling?"
DAD: "Oh, I look a lot worse than I really am."
Everyone asked how he was doing.

Some he answered, "Oh, I'm okay just suckin'some air."

We ended up in the aisle with shaving cream, razors, etc , and Dad loaded the cart with 10 or 12 MACH III razors. He didn't just buy the replacements, he bought the entire sets.
I reminded him that he had the main parts at home, but he didn't care.

Then the candy aisle. A few packs of sugar free chocolate candy.

Again, we checked out, and the total was ridiculous for 2 little bags.

I didn't say anything this time...I just gave him the bags to hold while I pushed him and the oxygen on wheels. (not easy to do at once by yourself.)

As we were leaving, the clerk said, "take care of yourself, sir."
he said, "oh I will. I'm going home to eat some bad tasting candy and shave a lot."

 


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